Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes has 60 ratings and 2 reviews. Lauraloves said: I downloaded this book back in as I am a huge fan of the. AND THE CHAMBER OF CHEESECAKES This is a preview of Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes. It contains the first six chapters. A hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series. In this farce the Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with.
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Ron let go of the door to remove it. It reminded him that he didn’t get the subscription to Spiderman that he had asked for as a birthday present.
It was filled with a pasty looking casserole. Having adventures was one thing, fighting a well-planned conspiracy to kill you, well, Harry would just as soon skip that. Harry smiled with satisfaction at the piglike squeal that Mudley made.
Harry instinctively ducked behind a bookshelf, chxmber Ron with him so that Farthard wouldn’t see them. He was quite jealous of the Baron because he had such great tales to tell, and hary them so well. It can’t be true! Then the Cheesley family turned to Harry and said their goodbyes.
The information was used to decide what house the person belonged in. Immediately in front of the teacher’s table was a stool with a big black hat on it. Harry heard voices coming his way, and panicking, he threw the launcher over some nearby bushes, where it landed on Bobby’s elf cneesecakes, Binky’s head.
Even though he was still spending this summer in the same place, it had started off with a bang, and had been like no other summer of his life.
Perky Cheesley was notably absent. Harry had been tricked. A really funny parody.
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In his first trial Harry got off using a temporary insanity plea. Harry flopped back on the couch and scoffed, “The past five years, six if you count preschool, tne I always do, someone has tried to kill me, and I’ve escaped every time.
Ginny and Suzanne in tow. He took his seat among the eight other judges, all his puppets, and smiled wickedly down from the ridiculously high bench at the boy.
Elvis clapped his hands and food appeared on golden plates as if by magic. Elves typically are not very particular in what they choose to wear. They argued about their duties as Perfects. Explore the Home Gift Guide. He fell to the ground holding his head and writhing in pain. It was a pigsty that pigs wouldn’t want to live in. He was ready for his enemy, and still his unknown enemy did not come. Bobby had put another of his schemes chamher effect by launching a Fungus Eater mark into the sky.
All he could hear was the background music to Zombie King II. By contrast, Looney was a large and athletic young woman, a sharp student, and very open-minded. Two, ok, but five? I had a look on Goodreads about this book and it seems that its a very Marmite book, either it has 1 star or 5 star reviews not a lot in between and I have to say I am firmly in the camp of 1 star, I just didnt like it at all and was quite disappointed by it.
Caramelly Fudge, the Minister of Magic, was furious! The muddles had outdone them, uarry the wizards to their shame couldn’t putte up with anything that could compete with convenience, ease, and clarity of a cell phone.
He was happy that he didn’t get hurt, but upset at how filthy he was, covered in sticky melted ice goo, used napkins, and bugs. I want you to try out our newest feature, anti-matter toothpaste. The wizarding community was clever in the ways it kept itself hidden from the eyes of muddles. Though he tried several times, he was never able to convince his therapist that it was really the reverse, that the Dirtley’s hated him.
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For everyone knew Farthard as a heroic adventurer. This summer, Harry had developed a small spare tire on his slight frame. But no one interesting was around, the only sign of life was the mailman heading from mailbox to mailbox delivering the mail, or as those in the wizarding community referred to it, the muddle mail. Some were fortunately quickly forgotten, while others were never to be let go. East Dane Designer Men’s Fashion. The Fungus Eaters were a group of evil supporters of Lord Moldyfart, and Luscious Maldoy was one of their highest-ranking members.
More wholesome foods tended to beg you not to eat them, and would make up all sorts of lies to escape being severed, masticated, and decomposed by stomach acid.
Nor did he serve the Party Animal’s table, as they only used his meals to start food fights. He was the one who had conceived the plot to lure Harry to the circus where his uncle was, in order to trap him, and turn him over to Lord Moldyfart.
We will then enjoy a meal together, and at the conclusion of tonight’s affair, I will go over this year’s House Cup Rules. The kiss of The Demented causes premature hair loss. However, that was the least of Moldyfart’s worries.
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Cheesecaies, like Harry, were carrying an assortment of strange affects, wearing robes, and were accompanied by an entourage of strange animals, including a small herd of goats, a rat, a vulture, a goldfish, two chickens, a pig, an orangutan, and a seal pup. Harry was very pleased.
His true countenance was a horror that men shrank from. Only one demon knew the word, and Tom destroyed that demon and ate its soul.